I think I have a problem, and it’s been going on for quite some time now. Although it is only recently that I’ve started to pick up on other peoples reactions to it. It’s not exactly life-threatening, but does make me look like an idiot.
Thanks to be being born part human, part furry animal, I’ve been blessed with having way too much body hair. On the plus side of things this does mean that in winter I’m much warmer however, when it comes to showering, it’s a bit of a pain. Not only does it mean I use a shit load of shampoo, but it takes a long time to get dry. It’s gotten so bad that I now use two towels. Something I have been mocked for over the past year or so. There is nothing worse than staying at a friends house, showering in the morning and having to face the reality that you only have one towel. Is it rude to ask for another? I don’t know, I’ve never tried. I’ve just had to face the fact that I’ll not be fully dry for part of that day.
There is a couple of advantages to using two towels though, I mean at least I don’t dry my face with the same towel I dry my balls. I’m also warmer whilst getting dried, instead of freezing during the winter months, the extra towel helps keep out any unwanted drafts. The last advantage for using two towels is that it makes your Obi-Wan Kenobi impression so much more convincing. Especially with the beard and wet hair slicked back.
Thanks for letting me waste your time.